Meggie. 19. Relish the good. Laugh through the bad. Talk through the worst. Stand up for the things you love and always say goodbye. And if you're lucky enough to have someone who loves you just the way you are, never let them go. Fuck anyone who doesn't see you.

Life's too short to play around with assholes.

 

goldr0ger:

lordflacko91:

truhovixxx:

memeguy-com:

This Kid Is Going Places

Me as a father.

^^ same

god damn baby assassin. He’s probably gonna be doing parkour at like 4 and become a marine by 9 

goldr0ger:

lordflacko91:

truhovixxx:

memeguy-com:

This Kid Is Going Places

Me as a father.

^^ same

god damn baby assassin. He’s probably gonna be doing parkour at like 4 and become a marine by 9 

adumbscotts:

Happy 43rd Birthday, Amy Meredith Poehler! [Born September 16th, 1971]

"I’ve always dreamed of growing up to be Amy Poehler." 

Anonymous asked
This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol

rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

communistbakery:

miss-nerdgasmz:

shinygays:

Fox News is so incredily diverse. Look at all the color: eggshell, mayo, flour, starch, bleach, cauliflower

EXCUSE U: how dare u forget baking soda

u also forgot whipped cream… how could u be so rude..

communistbakery:

miss-nerdgasmz:

shinygays:

Fox News is so incredily diverse. Look at all the color: eggshell, mayo, flour, starch, bleach, cauliflower

EXCUSE U: how dare u forget baking soda

u also forgot whipped cream… how could u be so rude..